so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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