I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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