How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I supernannyed him into submission
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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