listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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