Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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