Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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