Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
My feet surprised me
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