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I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
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we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
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Wipe that smile off your face.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
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Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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