fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I'm both gender and math confused
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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