i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
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I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
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Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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