Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
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They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
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Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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