So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
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He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
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Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
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