don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I forgot how hot balto sounded
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Holy shit dude........stairs
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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