Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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