As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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