Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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