They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
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He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
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Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
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