I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
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I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
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Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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