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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****

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  What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?

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  Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  The maid of honor just puked.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps

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• (305): View more from Florida

  I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.

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• (315): View more from New York

  mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?

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• (360): View more from Washington

  last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.

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  tell her thanks so much

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.

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  He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.

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• (607): View more from New York

  Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.

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