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(602): View more from Arizona

So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.

(480): View more from Arizona

so you punched his junk, right?

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(336): View more from North Carolina

i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.

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(716): View more from New York

i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!

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(256): View more from Alabama

Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you

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(785): View more from Kansas

I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.

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