question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
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you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
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Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
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Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.