Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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