hell yes lets make some ravioli
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
