It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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