He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
You may now shotgun with the bride
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
