hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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