I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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