i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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