I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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