so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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