I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
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oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
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You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
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