Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
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I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
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eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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