I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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