she was so not down for the gang bang
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
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you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
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Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
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