we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
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Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
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A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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