I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
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My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
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thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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