normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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