This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
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Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
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Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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