ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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