I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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