Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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