U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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