we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
Randomize
