I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
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He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
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After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
ok first of all what the fuck
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