ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
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im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
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I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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