She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
only you would photoshop your dick
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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