Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
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I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
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i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny