I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
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what is college for if not random hookup sex?
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
this will be a night to untag.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
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Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.