ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
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Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
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My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
dude. I can hear the air.
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