the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
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Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
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I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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