I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Randomize