i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Use "feeling words"
Yay
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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