i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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