Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
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you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
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He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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