Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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