I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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