WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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