conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
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She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
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She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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