we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
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he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
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Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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