those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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