Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
she was so not down for the gang bang
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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