Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Randomize
