belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Sponge bath it is.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
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oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
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Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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