drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
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I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
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I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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