O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I'm like, not good at living.
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