You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Randomize
