Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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