I hate your face
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I'm at about main and main street
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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